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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable? The wheelchair"
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"How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing? Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through."
"What's grey beautiful and wears glass slippers ? Cinderelephant !"
"Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes? Because all the good ones Argon."
"Sex is a lot like pizza... Even when it's bad, you still have to pay for it."
"A man walks into a bar... ...And he says ""ow, that hurt"""
"I've got an Intracranial Embolism... ...at least, that's what my doctor told him when I mentioned that I had Bad Blood stuck in my head."
"What is a ten letter word that starts with gas. Automobile Edit: not really a joke but didnt know where to put it."
"I hate whales I was out at sea and a whale almost destroyed my ship, a crewmember said that whale collisions where common in that area. But I'm positive that whale hit my ship on porpus."
"I saw a charity appeal in the newspaper the other day, and it read ""Little Zuki has to walk 13 miles a day just to fetch water"". And I couldn't help thinking, she should move."