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Joke of the Day
"When is a dog not a dog? When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend."
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"Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!"
"When does a boy scout become a man? When he eats his first brownie!"
"How to capture an elephant step 1 dig a hole. step 2 fill the hole with ash. step 3 surround it with peas. step 4 when the elephant comes to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole!"
"Why are blood oranges the only ""blood"" fruit? Why not blood bananas? Who wouldn't like to slurp down a nice ripe blood banana?"
"Me: ""There are so many exotic sounding flavours these days. I just can't resist-"" Doctor: ""YOU NEED TO STOP DRINKING SHAMPOO!"""
"I should have noticed that my son, a railroad worker is stealing from his workplace But each time he came home I just ignored the signs"
"I asked my soap who it voted for, it said... I'd lather not say! note: This one came to me in the shower just now, gotta go back in now. Oh, the irony! I think. ~Skip"
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped."
"My body is a temple. I care about it three to five times a year purely out of guilt."