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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped."
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"Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese? Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario."
"Old people poke me at weddings and tell me ""you're next"" So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."
"A man bets his wife that she can't make him happy and mad at the same time She says, ""Your dick is bigger than all your friends' dicks!"""
"I used to steal identities... You people are so boring I ended up returning them."
"got arrested for smuggling books into kentucky got off on a technicality, no one there could *prove* they were books"
"Lance Armstrong should keep his awards. Last time I rode a bike doped up, I ran into a parked zebra."
"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it..."
"Women wake up yawning and men with an erection. Coincidence? I think not."
"My wife cried when I bought her a car... It was a Saab."