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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped."
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"I dont have sex on the first date unless it's an option"
"Did you hear Daft Punk is partnering with NASA to solicit bids from contractors? They're up all night to get Lockheed."
"Honk if you hate noise pollution"
"What do you call a horse that's a criminal? A Zebra."
"Instructor: Welcome to our Summer with Kids Preparedness class. Our first lesson is how to apply sunscreen. Everyone grab an angry raccoon."
"What's red and orange and looks great on hippies? Fire."
"I like my hookers like I like my treasure... Buried."
"My doctor said I had an iron deficiency and I asked him how he could tell. He pointed at my crinkled shirt."
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Eye-deer"