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Joke of the Day
"It's not that I need to manage my anger, it's that other people need to manage their stupidity."
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"The longest joke in the world No link posts, so you can read the whole thing here: http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/longest-joke-ever.html"
"Why is the US terrible at league of legends? Because they can't protect their towers."
"Expect nothing and you'll be impressed every day."
"Sue: I'm off to the hairdressers, what sort of cut would make me look beautiful? *giggles* Stan: A power cut."
"My college girlfriend texted me for the first time in 10 years this weekend and I'm 1 million percent sure this is Adele's fault"
"Does anyone know how to change the batteries in a dead kitten? Please help."
"I have a very nice joke about unemployment.. but it never works."
"Son: Dad, you work so hard and never get any credit. You're like a superhero! Dad: Nice try. You're still not getting the Internet password."