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Joke of the Day
"What's a Chinese dentist's favorite time? Tooth Hurty"
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"Why was the bottle laying down? someone flipped it."
"How does a Welshman find a sheep in a field of tall grass? Pleasing."
"What's the worst hereditary disease? Cousins"
"What is brown and has got four legs and an arm? A Rottweiler on a children's playground."
"A boy and a gorilla walk into a bar... The boy says ""first shot's on me"" The gorilla replies ""nah, I got this"""
"I don't care how polite your sign is, i'm flushing the toilet paper."
"I hate how politically correct we have become as a society ... You can't even say black paint anymore. Now you have to say, ""Jamal kindly paint my house?"""
"So much wasted time in public school, as an adult I've never used cursive, done algebra, or had to remember anything from sex ed."
"Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11....... a suicide."