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Joke of the Day

"A wife gets naked ...and asks her husband, 'What turns you on more! my pretty face or my sexy body?' Husband looks her up and down for a moment and replies, 'Your sense of humor.'"

"a man walked into a bar nd he asked for a drink of whiskey and da barman sed, ""do u want whiskey or whisky?"" nd da man sed, ""i dont hear da diffrence!!!!"""

"Did you hear Jurassic World got shut down? Apparently they found a crisp rat in the kitchen!"

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We need to get some support, before people think we're nuts!"

"How long does it take for mods to remove a post? [removed]"

"I like my women how I like my drinks Soft and extra large."

"I wish we were Irish Daughter: I wish we were Irish, so we could have more fun on St. Patrick's Day Me: Irish you were a Beer"

"Kids born after 2012 will have a hard time believing there were actually movies without Kevin Hart in them."

"Why do dwarf's laugh while playing football? Because the grass tickles their balls."

"Why do artists never win when they play football ? They keep drawing !"