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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an elf that follows Scientology? Elron Hubbard"
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"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin: A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"Don't believe people who say they are constipated. They're full of shit."
"Why did Sally fall of the swingset? She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally."
"""Your dad cant hold a candle to what my daddy can do."" ""Oh Ya, what does he do?"" ""Makes gun powder."""
"When there's a police car behind you with their lights flashing... It means speed up, right?"
"Freak out your neighbors by removing one member of their stick figure decal family each night."
"""do you know why i pulled you ov.. are you.. pinocchio?"" yea, so what ""is that a hooker?"" uh.. nope, no *his nose hits the fuckin moon*"
"Of all the different types of pornography ... I'd say animal porn is the bestial."
"What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul? Korea driven."