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Joke of the Day

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin: A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"You - The food smells wonderful Me - That's me I burped"

"A guy walks into a bar... He says ouch."

"Irony Is getting pregnant on a pull out couch"

"Did you hear the one about the perfume store? I heard their manufacturing was in an ol' factory."

"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking intense."

"To avoid a collision I ran into the other car."

"Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor? Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart."

"What does a turkey scream right before you squirt a hot load all over it? Baster! Baster!"

"How many babies does it take to paint a fence? Depends how hard you throw them"