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Joke of the Day

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin: A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"What's in a tweet? That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess."

"How do we know Adam & Eve weren't black? You ever tried taking a rib from a black man?"

"I went to the zoo the other day. It was completely empty except for a single dog... It was a Shih Tzu."

"Coworker: Oh, look how beautiful! It's snowing again! Me: *stabs coworker with icicle*"

"I was going to tell you a time-travel joke... ... but someone reposted it, so you will hear it then."

"What drug can Donald Trump not live without? Xanax, for Hispanic attacks."

"What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it? The slippery slope fallacy"

"Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask for directions."

"I like my coffee like I like my women Iced cold and milky white"