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Joke of the Day

"What is your favorite dumb joke? here's mine :) Whats the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield? ....his ass.... :P"

"When u give ur phone number at CVS turn to the person behind u in line & say ""now don't be calling me for a date"""

"You think you can escape Stalin's prison camps? Hah, gulag with that."

"I just put my D in a subwoofer and wubbed one out"

"The last four letters of the word ""queue"" are just there because they saw a queue forming and hoped it was for something good."

"Your mama's so stupid She killed herself for life insurance"

"Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates... ... if you're fat, it won't last long."

"I went for a ride on my Vespa and nearly got hit by a Prius. That would've gone down in history as the gayest wreck EVER."

"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.."

"How many Hilary Clinton supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None- they prefer to be kept in the dark"