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Joke of the Day
"This is not funny. I thought you said your joke was funny. It's not my joke."
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"[batteries in my TV remote die for the first time since I bought it 4 years ago] ""Useless piece of shit."""
"I really want a Popsicle but I'm so not in the mood for Freezer Jenga."
"Waiter asked if I wanted the soup or salad Me: Yes, I'll take the super salad"
"Just saw a poor girl crying in the library, devastated about something. So I pulled up a chair, leaned in and said ""You can shut up or go outside, I've got an exam tomorrow""."
"What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear? He kilt himself"
"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to sell oranges by the side of the highway."
"How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds? Unsubscribe from r/jokes!"
"Dear everyone reading this tweet, What's the future like?"
"""Wanna pop a xanax in the Civic and kayak with mom and dad at noon?"" ""Can't. Scared."" ""Of the water?"" ""No. Palindromes."""