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Joke of the Day
"Dear everyone reading this tweet, What's the future like?"
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"HEY GRAPEFRUIT, know what else is a grape AND a fruit? GRAPES. yeah. so get your own name you citrus idiot"
"MurphySnowden Law of Fluid Dynamics Everything leaks out eventually."
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"My guardian angel deserves a raise"
"[first date] ""What's wrong?"" I don't like the ambulance in this place [sniggering] ""You mean ambience"" [next table] NEE NAW NEE NAW WOOOOOO"