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Joke of the Day
"What did the guitarist say to the magician... Pick a chord, any chord."
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"Nice try Halloween, I eat candy in the dark and pretend not to be home every night."
"My Iraqi friend skyped me today Something hilarious must've been happening because I kept hearing ""Hahahahallahu hahahkbar"" and then what sounded like party poppers. Abdul sure is a mad one."
"A man walks into a bar And the bar happened to be at crotch level and it hurt like a motherfucker"
"How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change?"
"It's better to have loved and lost than be eaten by a bear."
"Why did everyone love the fisherman? He was a real catch"
"I met this guy who said he was a Mir Space Station cosmonaut. But I thought it was quite an achievement."
"""You gotta try the lobs-"" - I'll should tell you... ""Yes?"" - We're not having sex. ""OK."" - What were you saying? ""The chicken here's great."""
"Cathy on FB is ""feeling annoyed"" and is asking why people even own cell phones if they're not gonna answer. Can I tell her? Pleeease."