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Joke of the Day

"Prank Idea: Toss some red laundry in the ocean and turn the great white sharks into the great pink sharks."

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"All about a Girl and you...! If girl is with you - Restaurant Bill If girl is far from you - Mobile bill If girl is separated from you - Than Bar Bill. Moral - No Girl - No Bills!"
"If women don't fool around, and men do fool around, who are the men fooling around with?"
"""You like mayonnaise? Prove it."" - Costco"
"A man walked into a bar... and promptly left after realising his Wife was more important."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $39 to have a garbanzo bean on my chest."
"Fitness coach: have you been exercising & doing push-ups? *Flashback to me running after the ice cream man & buying all the push-ups* ""yes"""
"Went to glasses shop to check my eyes,the worker told me I had estigmatism,I googled it.... Because I was blind on the subject."
"An angry Hillary storms into Satan's office and yells ""You told me I was going to win!"" Satan looks up from the paper and says, ""Well, you told me you had a soul."""
"The Statue of Liberty's torch sure is good at surviving apocalypses."
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