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Joke of the Day

"So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem... Comes out of nowhere"

"Did you hear, John Wayne Bobbit got his penis cut off again? Isn't that redickless?"

"What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust..."

"How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone? ""It's not a tuba!"""

"in a gay bar WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN SOMEONE FARTS IN A GAY BAR? A: A PICK UP LINE"

"I used to never give a shit, but my attitude is improving. Now I don't give two shits."

"What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari? About 568 horses."

"im tired of chasing my dreams So I'll just get their number and catch up with them later"

"I've run out of Christmas wrapping paper so I'm going to use 'Happy Birthday' paper and write 'Jesus' after it."

"What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant? Abort - Bort - Bort!"