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Joke of the Day

"What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant? Abort - Bort - Bort!"

"Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher!"

"I don't need pepper spray to stop a mugger, I just open my wallet and blow the dust in their eyes."

"My friend died of a methamphetamine overdose the other day..... When people ask what happened I say, M E T H O.D. man"

"You know you've been coding for too long when... System.express(feelings.tired);"

"I own the erasers for all the miniature golf pencils."

"I always thought I had a massive cock. Turned out to be an ostrich"

"So Hitler is working at a bookstore and I go up to him and say, ""Hey, do you have any books about the expense of a yell?"" He replies, ""Kinda, I have this book about the Holla' cost."""

"SCIENCE JOKE A NEUTRON WALKS INTO A BAR AND ASKS THE BARTENDER AND SAID, ""HOW MUCH DOES A DRINK COST?"" The bartender replies "" For you no charge."""

"Incest A game the whole family can play."