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Joke of the Day
"[Request] Any good jokes with the word ""shit"" in them? I love shit jokes. Thanks."
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"Jesus and Mary will occasionally appear on toast, or pancake, or waffles. Always breakfast foods. Why? Because it's the most important meal."
"[Interrupts the wedding vows] it's open bar right?"
"Facebook is developing a phone. And MySpace is working on a telegram"
"What do you get when you cross and elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino!"
"What is the speed of sex? 68. Cuz at 69 you eat it."
"Three men walk into a bar The fourth one asks ""You guys ok? Didn't you see that low hanging bar?"""
"Why was the boat disobedient? Nobody gave it a stern talking to."
"I'm not stupid"
"I hate looking for a job almost as much I hate not having a job almost as much as I hate working. It's complicated."