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Joke of the Day

"In WWII soldiers left burlesque magazines around so if an enemy found it he'd yell ""HOt DOG"" then howl like a wolf & give away his position"

"What do you call a Jewish incendiary device? A mazal tov cocktail"

"The grass is always greener on the other side Because if we let you in you'd just ruin it for the rest of us."

"WIFE: you need a haircut ME: I do not WIFE: *whistles and a little bird pops up on top of my head, chirping* ME: shhhh, she just had babies"

"I'm great at making pancakes and women uncomfortable."

"Boys are cute how they're all ""I like girls that don't wear heavy makeup"" and ""get down from that tree near my window or I'll call the cops"""

"Why did the duck get a red card? For fowl play."

"Lance Armstrong never had the balls to admit that he cheated."

"Divorced barbie Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll? A: All Ken's stuff"

"Why are there different species of hyena? Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?"