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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jewish incendiary device? A mazal tov cocktail"
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"My girlfriend hates my cheesy jokes They really grate on her"
"Are you celebrating Chinese New Year, gurrrl? Cuz I'd like to go home from the baa and ram ewe."
"Food critics have it easy... everything is handed to them on a silver platter."
"What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus? Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over *his* body"
"What's the difference between a Jew and a bullet? The bullet gets out of the chamber."
"Unfortunately, this month's Psychics Club meeting is cancelled... ... due to unforeseen circumstances."
"What do you call a mentally impaired French Man that cant say no? A Oui-Tard"
"I want to create a show called ""Deja Vu"" simply for the ""Previously on Deja Vu""."
"I introduced my friend to my first wife. She said she was actually going to divorce me if I kept calling her that."