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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jewish incendiary device? A mazal tov cocktail"
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"I recently participated in an erection contest. Unfortunately I didn't do so well. Let's just say there was some stiff competition."
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"What did Mike Tyson say to the Death Star elevator attendant? ""Sith floor pleaths"""