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Joke of the Day

"Reflection vs Refraction the point at which I realize how lucky I am to not have an Asian professor."

"Scientists have a new working theory on what happened before the Big Bang. Your mom put an ad on Craigslist."

"Today I fucked up by posting in the wong subreddit... Also titled the post incorrectly and made a typo, like an ediot. Edit: idiot"

"I bet Sherlock Holmes rocked the shit out of elementary school."

"[Cat birthday party] *Cat opens gift from her husband* ""It's...an empty box."" *silence* ""Oh honey, I love it!"""

"""I have 37 pairs of shoes, 23 purses, 9 pairs of sunglasses & an overflowing closet but how dare you waste $200 on that stupid toy!"" - Women"

"Ladies, love yourself first or nobody will @MaleHonesty86"

"TIL the Hebrews were betrayed and captured by the Egyptians after walking through the Red Sea The event was named ""Moses' double cross""."

"I'm upset b/c 2011 marks yet another year my birthday will not fall on Friday the 13th. I guess that's what I get for being born on May 3rd."

"Parenting is great if you want to relive every moment from your childhood when your parents got mad at you - from your parents' perspective."