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Joke of the Day

"Scientists have a new working theory on what happened before the Big Bang. Your mom put an ad on Craigslist."

"Who is Joseph Kony's favorite rapper? Soulja Boy"

"The inventory of the Crossword has died. He will be buried tomorrow. Six down and three across."

"My girlfriend was just about to eat my extra long sausage But then I caught the fat bitch"

"Officer: Do you know you have a blinker out? Me: Yes, officer. Officer: When did you plan on getting that fixed? Me: 2005"

"Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!"

"What do you call a frog with seven legs? A seven-legged frog."

"You're born, you grow up, have kids, Mick Jagger is still alive, you die, your kids have kids, Mick Jagger is still alive......"

"I will give Canada this. Their geese are hard to keep in a headlock."

"Do You Know Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize? Because he was outstanding in his field!!"