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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a special agent in a washing up bottle!? Ha bubble 0 7"
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"What do you call a dedicated but untalented gymnast? A working stiff"
"If guns don't kill people; people kill people... Then toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast."
"If I had a dollar for every gender.... I'd have two dollars."
"A cannibal and her daughter are eating dinner... ""Mommy! Mommy! I don't like daddy!"" ""Just eat your salad dear."""
"My wife said she expects the house to be clean by the time she walks in the door so I changed all of the locks."
"What's the difference between an egg and a wank? You can't beat a wank!"
"What do you call a city-dwelling dwarf that keeps perfect time? A metro-gnome"
"I saw Casper the ghost. I said, You look pale and drawn."
"What did the spanish soccer announcer invest in? **GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD**"