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Joke of the Day
"How does Hitler tie his shoes? With Nazi's"
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"Rhetorical questions confuse me If someone asks you something, you're supposed to answer them, right?"
"Business idea Souvernir Shops in abortion clinics - so noone leaves empty handed"
"""I'm sorry"" and ""my bad"" mean the same thing unless you're at a funeral."
"A new rumor has surfaced that the next iPhone will feature an all-glass exterior. Because why should just the front be cracked?"
"What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? Attire."
"Why are hours gay? Cause they have lots of secs with lots of min."
"It's so flat... It's so flat in North Dakota, you can watch your dog run away for two weeks."
"The mother of all Dad jokes. Dad: *Picks up caterpillar* I'll name him Hans! Person: ""Why?"" Dad: ""Because he's got lots of Hans!"""
"Why does Iraq have no Walmarts? Because there's a Target on every corner."