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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care..."
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"[Drive-thru] CRONUS: Yes- I'll have the bucket of popcorn children Intercom: *crackling* Popcorn chicken, sir? CRONUS: omg what did I say"
"A sheep calls a sex line... Sheep: I'd ram you so hard. Operator: Ewe are a baaaaaad boy!"
"If the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers is IBEW... Does that make the International Sisterhood of Electrical Workers ISEW?"
"I'm a British real estate agent I only drink propertea."
"i wonder if china has fancy plates called america"
"What do you call a fly when it retires? A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No? Alright.. I'll see myself out."
"How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro? because the owner will tell you"