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Joke of the Day

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They go through 50 stories in just a few seconds."

"One man's internet wife is another man's internet husband."

"I'm going bananas... That's what I tell the bananas when I'm leaving."

"My wife and I have been seeing a counselor for our sex life, and things have really been improving. We take turns on her."

"*I gently remove an eyelash from her cheek* ""Make a wish,"" I say. *I am crushed by a T-Rex wearing a saddle seconds later*"

"How do deaf people tell each other secrets ? They wear mittens."

"Whats the gay man's favorite Civil War Battle? Manasses."

"Whenever a long lost friend calls me, I get suspicious & wonder if he's calling me to sell Amway products.."

"What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball? 2^nd base."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""It's going to take me awhile to get hard. I just got laid by a chick."""