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Joke of the Day

"Many racist Trump supporters were stung by Clinton's speech calling them a ""basket of deplorables."" The rest had to go look up ""deplorable."""

"What's a knife's favorite dessert? Slice cream."

"One time I called my teacher ""mom"" and she looked so confused and said ""I'm not your mom."" It made the rest of homeschooling really awkward."

"Q: When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go."

"What do you call a Mexican child molester? A Pedrophile."

"Why did the pig join the Army? He heard the food was a mess."

"My boss just said, ""Everyone dies alone."" I told him, ""you don't have to die alone, just get in your car and aim for a school bus."""

"Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care."

"Autocorrect just changed 'so thirsty' to 'sloth irate' and I'm slowly getting angry about it."

"What do you call a plane with no wings? Fly Curious."