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Joke of the Day

"Why was the man with size four shoes turned away from Mount Everest? Because climbing Mount Everest is no small feat"

"9 out of 10 Chinese Doctor Have Cataracts... the 10th drives a Rincoln"

"Inspirational Tweet: Found the sock gone missing 7 weeks ago in today's clean laundry. Sometimes they come back, people. Keep the faith."

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field!"

"Why couldn't the amputee rob the bank... Because he was unarmed"

"Dating is good practice for parenting because you learn not to care when someone is crying in a restaurant."

"Tequila doesn't make me drunk and disorderly, it just seems that way, cuz Police Reports are all written by cops."

"My Grandfather had the heart of a Lion and a lifetime BAN from the city Zoo."

"What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach? Sandy"

"It would be totally gay if Elon Musk opened a gas company in the future. Not because it will be out of trend but because it will be named GasX."