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Joke of the Day
"9 out of 10 Chinese Doctor Have Cataracts... the 10th drives a Rincoln"
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"My dentist took a look in my mouth and said, ""Your gums look awful. I told you to floss religiously."" I do, I said, I floss on Christmas and Easter."
"How do you stop a woman giving you a blow job? Marry her."
"Do not judge a book by its cover, unless there's a Swastika on the cover"
"How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb? One."
"DATING TIP: IF YOU EAT A MAGNET AND SLIP ANOTHER MAGNET INTO YOUR DATE'S DINNER SHE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOU"
"I usually don't like recycling jokes, but... Did you hear the one about the priest and rabbi at the bottle redemption center?"
"Gay men are so mean. They're all fucking assholes."
"What were the Zodiac Killer's Plans for Vacation? To take a Cruz."
"Love means never having to say you're sorry until you've thought up a good excuse."