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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the amputee rob the bank... Because he was unarmed"
Next Joke
"Lots of world leaders coming to DC. I hope Obama's Nuclear Summit goes well. Bush's Nucular Monster Truck Rally is a hard act to follow."
"there's two types of people inthe world: cops who are a week from retirement and robbers who want to go straight but have to do one last job"
"My dog just got into a bottle of Tums She is now a basic bitch."
"Impotence: Nature's way of saying ""No hard feelings""."
"Trying to make pancakes this morning and it turns out I didn't get the spatula in the divorce."
"I'm in so much debt... I could start a government."
"For lunch today, I think I will have a blistering hot bowl of ice cold soup. Thanks microwave."
"Your momma is so stupid that she thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease."
"My boss asked me why I'm late, apparently answering ""because your wife wouldn't let me get out of bed"" just gets you sent to HR."