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Joke of the Day
"If the Fresh Prince owned an airline, what would it be called? BelAir"
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"RIP Dense Water Vapour. You will be mist ;("
"What Did Superman Tell Superwoman? Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)"
"This is your Captain speaking AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING"
"I like my women how I like my weather moist and unstable."
"How many dead hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Not 6, because it's still dark down there..."
"A man in tights was found near a rock. What happened? Superman committed suicide."
"How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? Nobody knows because they've never tried"
"My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am...Can you believe that, 2:30am!? Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes"
"At my age getting lucky means having the house to myself"