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Joke of the Day

"Women never listen properly Wife: I lost my keys Man: Its in your jeans Wife: Dont drag my family into this."

"Marriage If I answer a question and my wife isn't around to hear it, am I still wrong?"

"What do you call non-muslims that rides motorcycle? Kafir rider"

"don't kid yourself, the pace at which the cursor blinks before a blank space in a document is the actual heartbeat of God"

"a guy got an Interview for a job with EA Boss: the second part of your resume is missing Applicant: for the second part you have to pay 20$ Boss: welcome on board"

"Can't make an important life decision so I'm gonna try and find a wise old black man to impart some wisdom like they do in movies."

"Did you hear about the new movie about the Nazi with a speech impediment? Schindler's Lisp"

"In Texas you're allowed to shoot someone just for being on your property. Man if I lived there I'd host sooo many parties"

"What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z? Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!"

"What's the difference between a quid and a pound? I can't quid my dick into your mom."