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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife? The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit"

"remember swine flu??? retweet if you're a true 2009 kid"

"What do you call a banker's disgusting fetish? His gross interest."

"Look UPS chick, you can't just show up at someone's house unannounced and expect them to always have their pants on, and not to be covered in Baby Oil!!"

"58% of statistics are made up on the spot."

"Why do little dogs shake so much? They have Barkinson's"

"I think I'm allergic to alcohol... After about 10-12 beers, I throw up. It's the damndest thing!"

"You say tomato, I say summertime snowball."

"[REQUEST]: Looking for Altitude Competition Flying Joke Looking for the old joke about several pilots bragging about their flight altitudes (?), and then the last one one-upping them all."

"Something with high frequency hit me It really hertz"