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Joke of the Day
"Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers? Because they're always looking for drains."
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"There's a black guy in my family tree... he's still hanging there."
"Anytime I get something stuck in my throat, I use beer. I call this the Heineken maneuver"
"Where's the gratification in tearing down another human being? It's much easier to have heart, than walk w a self-inserted rod up your ASS."
"what do you call a small woman with no nipples? pointless."
"What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas? cancer."
"Donald Trump trying to make America read again He is trying to restore Borders."
"sorry for my absence, i've been hiding inside my head"
"My son was born without eye lids My son was born with out eye lids, so when they circumcised him they used his foreskin as new eye lids. He's alright now, just a little cock-eyed"
"What do you call pants that can fly? Peter Pants I just made it up"