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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway"
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"Yes, I read Quantum Physics. But only for the particles."
"There's recently been an influx of anti-gay jokes recently and I just wanted to say something: jokes using gay people as the punchline are NOT funny Come on guys"
"When's the best time to come out of the closet? When the coast is queer."
"I really need someone to follow me around Target to say ""No. No. Put that back. You don't need that. You already have 4 of those at home."""
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You wouldn't know. You weren't there..."
"When I die, I want to pass peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa Not screaming in petrified terror, like his passengers."
"""Trent! Your only job was to prep the classroom for Diversity Day!"" ME: *in full scuba gear* look, I think ""diver city day"" could be fun too"
"What did our parents do to kill time before the internet? I asked my 21 brothers and sisters and they had no clue either."
"I've come to accept the fact that I'm quite vain. On a vanity scale of 1-10 I'm about a 6. . . A sexy six."