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Joke of the Day
"How to trigger a liberal... Mention ""Indians"" around Thanksgiving time."
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"The grammar teacher said ""In English, two negatives make an affirmative, but two affirmatives never make a negative."" A student replied... ""Yeah, right!"""
"Did you hear about a band called 1020 MB? They haven't got a gig yet."
"Hope there is a particularly fiery spot in hell for anyone capable of losing a dog in an enclosed dog park."
"Why did the baker have smelly hands? because he kneaded a poo."
"how do you keep a stupid, boorish, unnatractive, and uneducated person hanging?"
"Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments."
"Did you hear about the teacher who was always cross eyed? She struggled to control her pupils."
"I named my boat ""Marriage""... so that it will never sink, cause marriage is a hardship."
"In high school I hooked up with my teacher... She was really into me... I mean I was home schooled, but still!"