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Joke of the Day

"In high school I hooked up with my teacher... She was really into me... I mean I was home schooled, but still!"

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"Why are jews always washing their hands? They're Germaphobes."
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"I've finally found something my girlfriend's bum doesn't look big in... ... The distance"
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