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Joke of the Day

"One I came up with today. Did you hear about the new cult that worships testicles? They are sacreligious."

"""I'm going to the post office. I need a place stamp"" Wtf is that? ""I dunno but this envelope says I need one here"""

"Where's the feminist world headquarters? Bancock"

"""IT'S A BOY!"" I shouted. ""A BOY! I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY!"" And with tears streaming down my face, I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel..."

"What do you call a mountain of puns? Mount Cleverest"

"I'd rather someone ask if they can have one of my internal organs than ask if they can borrow my cell phone."

"What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs middle finger"

"Secret: Something which is told to one person at a time."

"What did the Italian historian ask when he saw the original copies of one of the tragedian's greatest plays? Euripides?"

"Raise your arms and run through the police crime scene tape like you're finishing a marathon."