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Joke of the Day
"Why don't black people like tylenol? Because its white and it works."
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"How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear? Yellow in the front, brown in the back."
"Why don't cats play poker in the jungle... ...theres too many cheet-ahs"
"What kind of rice puts you to sleep? Ray Rice"
"What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination? A log n truck."
"Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No they're stopping to let the passengers off."
"this guy was disemboweled? wel i guess u coud say *fumbles w/ shades and drops them in body* no ewww i droped my sunglases in the guts noooo"
"What do gay horses like? Big fat horse cock."
"It sucks when something bad happens to someone you hate. Nobody will let you gloat. It's like you can't even enjoy your own joy."
"Walk into a bar dressed as a bunny rabbit. Punch the first person who says something to you. You're a wild animal."