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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"Why did 11 eat 12? Cuz 12, 13, 14"

"Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!"

"If there was a black character in the game of Clue... The game would be called ""Solved."""

"Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that."

"What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison."

"What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team? One is a group of cunning runts."

"After math class, my friend fell off of a vertical cliff... I yelled Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^!"

"I'm really bad at making at fences Oops, wrong place for this post"

"I popped into the library this morning and asked if there was any books on Facebook status jokes? The librarian said, ""They've all been stolen."" ""That's the one."" I replied."