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Joke of the Day

"Imagine you're about to have surgery and right before the anesthesia kicks in you notice a ""University of Phoenix"" degree on the wall"

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"What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight."
"I like watching children run around at the park. They don't realize I'm using blanks."
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"Have you tried locking him in your trunk?"
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