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Joke of the Day
"Why do people never eat clocks? Because it's really time consuming."
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"My jokes are like straws They suck."
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"What do you call a questionable porcine? A Porque-pine"
"Nice guys finish last. But thats because practice makes perfect."
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"Float like a jellyfish, sting like a jellyfish."