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Joke of the Day

"Americans are getting stronger Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it."

"What did one fish say to another fish after Eve had her first bath? Great, now we smell like woman."

"A cat gives birth in a public park... ...and is fined $50 for littering."

"You Can Tune a Piano but You Can't Tuna Fish"

"What do you call a beloved terrorist? Guantanamo Bae"

"Why is it impossible to starve in the desert? Because of the sand which is there."

"I have no problem getting women into the sack... ... it's getting the sack into the back of my van that's the problem."

"What do you call a see through father who was born with female genitalia? Transparent."

"I finally found out why clickbait is so effective."

"There's a really annoying moth in my room. It's been on my Silence of the Lambs poster for ages now."