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Joke of the Day
"Peanut Butter Joke Do you pee nut butter?"
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"I swear to god I'm not harassing you, I'm really out of shape that's just my labored breathing"
"Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's? One for 2008 and one for 2016."
"Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates? They hate plaque buildup."
"Take my wife, Please!"
"What do pirates and pimps both have in common.... ...they both say ""yo ho"" and plunder the bootie! Compliments of my gf :)"
"It was time to show my girlfriend how i really feel.. so i showed her my hands.."
"What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck."
"What connects The Sixth Sense and Titanic? Icy dead people."
"You're lifting weights dude, you're not in labor. Settle down."