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Joke of the Day

"Do the stupid crap you're going to do soon cause in a few weeks, when forced to explain, you can end by saying, ""but that was last year."""

"What's the worst kind of joke? Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone."

"I like it when I open a document and my monitor says WORD. And I'm like, YO."

"A man walks into a bar... ...and has a concussion."

"My girlfriend asked me if I was a pedophile. I told her: ""That's a big word for a six year old!"""

"The hardest part of parenting is standing idly by while your children build a mediocre couch fort."

"A wise meteorologist once told me... Dress for the weather you want, not the weather you have."

"Hey dude that invented the unicycle... Where were you wanting to go ? then not go, then go, then not go, then get bored and juggle"

"What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage? You may now ""hiss"" the bride."

"""When I was a kid I asked my mum what a couple was and she said: 'Oh, two or three'. She wonders why her marriage didn't work."