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Joke of the Day
"Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? He: My name is paul."
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"Guys, this may all be some sort of marketing ploy, but if the email I just received is accurate then local singles want to fuck."
"My One A Day multivitamins actually have directions on the bottle - ""Take one multivitamin daily."" Hmmm"
"Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares their dogs too much."
"Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps? Because they got no beef."
"What's Bill Clintons favorite holiday? According to Lewinsky... Happy Employee Appreciation Day!"
"What do you call a drunk executioner? A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes"
"Wrote this while waiting for a burrito in 2009 What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony? One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it."
"How do birds kiss? They give a peck to the cheek."
"I just found out that the only thing you need to apply for a marriage license is your ID and an idiot."