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Joke of the Day
"Russians dolls. They're so full of themselves"
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"I once knew a brother so smooth he wore a bluetooth in each ear and held the exact same conversation with 2 separate women at the same time"
"*sees gf upset* Me: she looks mad, I should say something Brain: lol tell her she's overreacting Me: ok"
"What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!"
"I dreamed I was floating in an ocean of soda, but when I awoke I realized it was just a Fanta Sea."
"Why does Dr Pepper come in bottles? So his wife won't get pregnant"
"A man goes into the library and says ""Do you have that book about small penis's?"" Librarian says,"" I don't think it's in yet"". Man,"" Yes, that's the one""."
"I'm going out with two anorexic girls, Two birds, one stone"
"I just invented a new word: plagiarism"
"The patriots must be feeling pretty deflated right about now."