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Joke of the Day
"Russians dolls. They're so full of themselves"
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"Before drinking an ""energy drink"", pause to consider this: How are you going to use that extra energy to better serve Christ?"
"I'm not saying I'm bilingual but if you shout at me in German I'll probably do whatever you want"
"How High Are You? Officer: How high are you? Me: No Officer, it's hi, how are you?"
"I just realized the reason old people seem so angry is because we've ruined everything."
"Speed 3: Waitress has to keep talking about the day's specials or the entire restaurant explodes."
"You can tell by a woman's feet how she feels about you. If they are behind her ears, she likes you."
"In Driver's Ed we drove past a sign that said ""Wildlife Crossing"" My instructor said, ""That must be for them colored students."""
"What's the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table."
"What does a 72 year old snatch taste like? Depends..."