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Joke of the Day
"I have a relative who died in a concentration camp.... He fell off the guard tower."
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"""I just love a girl in uniform"" Appropriate on the battlefield, but not at your local schoolyard."
"The Golden Globe goes to... Burrito ... for best actor in a microwave, with a convincing performance of taking longer than necessary."
"Boss: I'll tell you what I want Me: So tell me what you want, what you really really want *office breaks into Spice Girls dance routine"
"Damn Girl, did you fall from heaven? Cus your face is fucked up."
"Why is Santa's sack so big? He only comes once a year!"
"How do you tell if someone is a metalhead, pot-smoker or pro-gay? They never shut up about it! :D"
"How do you tell if a cat is a creative thinker? They shit outside the box."
"Why is your nose in the middle of your face? because it's the scenter."
"Where is Wall Street? Between Mexico and the US."