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Joke of the Day
"How do you get down off a horse? You don't, you get down off a duck."
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"What do you call an Artist in a Dark Alley? Sketchy"
"""Um."" - 1st horse that got ridden"
"Starting to fear that all the urgent work emails I LOL'd at and deleted earlier were not actually April Fools' jokes."
"Why do donut shops not hire security? Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection."
"Why can't you hang out with bears? Their bad breath is un-bear-able."
"I tried to teach my grandma how to eat noodles with chopsticks She accidentally made a sweater."
"What is the brown sticky stuff between an elephant's toes? Slow natives."
"*texts god* Me: yo, can we add ""being a grammar nazi"" to the list of sins? Their annoying. God: *they're"
"What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? A dinosnore !"