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Joke of the Day

"jok Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."

"Urban Dictionary is fake, and cannot be used in a court of law. I know that now."

"Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars? So they can drive with the handcuffs on."

"Shout out to the dude who's followed and unfollowed approximately 25632 times this week."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ? Athena reindeer landing on your roof !"

"Did you know Helen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she."

"Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda? A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam."

"What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ? A great walkie-talkie !"

"What is the oldest joke we have on record? (X-post) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/2krnv8/what_is_the_oldest_joke_we_have_on_record/"

"Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share."