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Joke of the Day

"What is the oldest joke we have on record? (X-post) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/2krnv8/what_is_the_oldest_joke_we_have_on_record/"

"What's the opposite of assault? a pepper."

"I should've married myself. I've never said no to sex. Not once. Not one single time ever."

"So a circumference walks into a restaurant... ...sits down and orders a bowl of diameter ice cream. The waiter asks, ""You want pie with that?"""

"Casey Anthony is still unemployed...? She should have a pretty good resume though. She had a job as a mother once and killed it!"

"The introduction of Yoga Pants have been found to be the cause of a 0.65 drop in the GPA of Males. I dont have significant data to back this up, But i have some notes from college that show causation."

"I was asked earlier today on my view on lesbian relationships. Apparently in ""HD"" was the wrong answer."

"I missed a call from my mom, so I assume the helicopter that just flew over my house is part of the search crew she called."

"League of Legends Solo Queue"

"Have you heard about the one-armed super hero? He single handedly stops crime."