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"An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival. ""How did you get here?"" he asked. And the new angel replied ""Flu..."""
"Batman: I told you, if it's mine you have to say bat before it.. Like bat-mobile, bat-arang.. Doctor: Fine, you have bat-herpes"
"What's the difference between your mom and wine? With age, wine doesn't suck anymore."
"What is the capital of Greece? More than the capital of the UK."
"A man goes into a library asking for a book on suicide... The librarian says ""F*** off, you won't bring it back."""
"What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob"
"What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops? Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog."
"In case of emergency, exits can be located at the log out, delete, deactivate, hide and block features. Thank you for flying with Facebook"
"What kind of fruit tells the best jokes? A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me."